Shaded Hearts

Zitat von »Perior«

Was stört dich denn, KHM? Ist das so schlimm für dich?

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UNWETTER IST SCHLICHT UND EINFACH DAS BESTE WETTER DASS ES SO GIBT!

ÜBERLEGT MAL WIEVIELE KINDER VOM BLITZ GETROFFEN WERDEN KÖNNTEN?!

WIVIELE GÖREN KÖNNTEN ERTRINKEN? IN BADESEEN, IN TIEFGARAGEN?

EIN BUS VOLLER KINDER IN EINER TIEFGARAGE ABGESTELLT DIE IN SEKUNDEN VOLL AUFEN KANN?

WOW WOW WOW!

Aber vielleicht reicht ja auch ein 3 m tiefes Loch das nach dem „Unwetter“ wie eine Pfütze aussieht? Da sind schon viele Kinder reingesprungen, „dass ist aber eine tiefe Pfütze! Maaaaaam...“ -blubb-bluberidub!

Es gibt sicher noch mehr Möglichkeiten wie sich ein sogenanntes Unwetter positiv auf die Reduktion des infernalischen Kinderlärms auswirken kann...

Kriechströme nach Blitzeinschlag zB. Chemiefabriken die neben einer Schule implodieren!

TORNADOS! HER DAMIT! Programmiert auf Schulen und Kitas werden alle Kinder begeistert sein ICH KANN FLIEEEEGEN!!!

HER MIT DEN UNWETTERN – NIEDER MIT DEM KINDERLÄRM!

LASST DIE HUNDE LOS – ES GIBT GRATIS FUTTER!!!

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I had a small company dinner recently with some boring colleagues, my angry boss and his plastic family, consisting of 2 fruity small kids. Somehow that (unpleasant) encounter reminded me of how much I fucking hate children.

No, not that kind of babykiller / kidnapper hate, stupid. You and your poisoned minds. It’s just that at every level of their life, they emit different types of annoyance. Of course I was a kid once (duh) but as I remembered, I never give my parents a hard time. At least that’s what they told me (they were pretty honest). I was content of what I got, not sulking and making scene when I didn’t get that super tempting Lego airport set.

Kids today suck. They think they can have everything in the world and what they say is true regardless. Probably because the media exposure and all that whole money, sex, violence and stupidity on our local television. No kid in KL will be content with simple things like hula hoops or a basketball. For them, fun is something that can be only found on a magic black idiot box called Playstation 3.

Back to my boss’s spoiled annoying little good for nothing brats, what do you feel if a 6 year old already knew the difference between 3 star and a 5 star hotel? Won’t stay in one without a swimming pool? You’ve got to be fucking kidding me, right? By the time they’re 15 I can see what mega idiots these kids will become. Really, it sucked so hard that I’m not really in the mood to type. So to sum it up, I made a shitty graph to represent my annoyance level versus stupid children’s age.

Also, have you met people who talks on and on about their kids? I had about 20 of them at work. Yeah, sucks to be me I know. It’s okay I guess to be proud of your offspring but do you have to babble about them ALL THE FUCKING TIME? This madness need to stop, pronto.

I’m not saying you should smack your kids if they don’t behave, just don’t give them too much freedom and everything they ever fucking want. You have to make them WORK for it. And oh so very hard, too.

That being said, a good beating once in a while is perfectly acceptable for me! *Runs away*